Remember when Ariel did a deal with Ursula? You give me legs so I can be a human, I'll give you my fab singing voice? And then she rampaged about trying to win over that hot prince Eric with no voice?

Well, apart from the being a mermaid and bargaining with a woman that is half octopus and the hot prince called Eric, I can sympathise with Ariel. I have no voice.

Yes, that's right. It's three days before my first exam and I have laryngitis.

I'm ok, just have a really sore throat and a really bad cough and I can't talk. Which for someone who doesn't stop talking is rather annoying. I mean, I can croak. But it hurts. So then I have to try whispering and nobody can understand and it's all terribly frustrating.

In adition to my vocal chords giving up, my GHDs (the daddy of all hair straighteners) have packed in. And my mobile is also dying.

So all in all, I think life might hate me.

Posted: Monday 19 May 2008 09:56:00