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An Ode to The Hot English Tutor
Written a year ago, for my old Hot English Tutor.
O, Hot English Tutor-
You are really rather beautiful
You have a nice arse
And your t-shirts are quite cool
You make me love Beowulf
And even Jane Eyre
And when you walk in the room
I just sit and stare
But alas! our time has come to an end
Now English class is over,
No longer can I oggle
When you write on the board bent over.
You look rather like a footballer
Something I don't normally favour,
But Hot English Tutor, you are wonderful
More wonderful than... Quavers?
Your English classes have had
Such a great impact on me,
That I am writing for you a poem
In verse that is wild and free.
I think now the time has come
For me to end my rhyme.
But, here - you are GORGEOUS mate!
See you around some time.
Posted: Friday 09 May 2008 18:52:34
Comments
The Mighty CL (http://www.beautyisacardthatmustgetplayed.blogspot.com)
Saturday 10 May 2008 17:33:03
All I can ladee, is that you have done him justice.
CLASSIC LINE:
'When you write on the board bent over.
You look rather like a footballer'.
Shakesphere needs to get his act together. x
Jane (http://www.outsideimdancing.blogspot.com)
Sunday 11 May 2008 09:17:05
"And when you walk in the room
I just sit and stare"
He sat in our Modernism lectures this year, and I have a note written at the back of my notebook saying "oooft, he's got a sexy neck"
Lindsay (http://www.beautifulsimplicity.net)
Sunday 11 May 2008 11:48:02
Hahahaha! It doesn't surprise me that he has a sexy neck. He's just hotness personified.
He's quite bad-tempered and abrupt, but I think that just adds to the sex appeal.
My favourite part is how I have managed to incoroprate Quavers into it. I'm actually amazed that I'm on a creative writing course, I really am.
#1
The Mighty CL (http://www.beautyisacardthatmustgetplayed.blogspot.com)
Saturday 10 May 2008 17:33:03
All I can ladee, is that you have done him justice.
CLASSIC LINE:
'When you write on the board bent over.
You look rather like a footballer'.
Shakesphere needs to get his act together. x
#2
Jane (http://www.outsideimdancing.blogspot.com)
Sunday 11 May 2008 09:17:05
"And when you walk in the room
I just sit and stare"
He sat in our Modernism lectures this year, and I have a note written at the back of my notebook saying "oooft, he's got a sexy neck"
#3
Lindsay (http://www.beautifulsimplicity.net)
Sunday 11 May 2008 11:48:02
Hahahaha! It doesn't surprise me that he has a sexy neck. He's just hotness personified.
He's quite bad-tempered and abrupt, but I think that just adds to the sex appeal.
My favourite part is how I have managed to incoroprate Quavers into it. I'm actually amazed that I'm on a creative writing course, I really am.
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