Today's Top Tip on how not to style your hair...

I have this horrible habit. When I know I won't be leaving the house for a day or so, I just don't bother washing my hair. Or brushing it for that matter. Or even touching it.

On Sunday, I gave it a wee treat then sprayed in this texturising spray gunk that makes it dry wavy all on its own. It was lovely.

Then yesterday I wasn't going anyway, so I left it alone.

Today, I wasn't going anywhere either. I haven't brushed it since Sunday's texturising spray, either. Which had made my hair a bit mad and wiry anyway.

So now my hair is all horrible and thick and disgusting and it might be starting to smell a bit. As well as standing on end, all on its own.

I now know how Russell Brand's hairdresser gets his hair like that. Neglect! And I bet she gets paid a bloody fortune too.

Posted: Tuesday 29 April 2008 22:40:31