... friends don't introduce us to their new boyfriends.

On Saturday, we had our first official meeting with a pal's new boyfriend. Even though we actually already know him, but there's nothing like a bit of official ceremony. While we stood at the bar, the new boyfriend with his back to us, our inner-14-year-olds came out to play. As they often do when vodka is involved.

"Do you think I could take his hand and see if he notices it's me and not her?"
"HAHAHAHA! Oh my God, DO IT!"
"I might grab his bum actually."
"PLEASE DO IT!!!"

"I'm going to ask him what his intentions are with regards to our chum."
"Hahaha... You always say you're going to do that, and you never do."
"Or I might just say to him, 'You break her heart, I'll break your legs'."
The new boyfriend - "What was that, Lindsay?"

Sneaking off to the bar downstairs for secret shots had nothing to do with this behaviour.

Posted: Monday 07 April 2008 11:32:13