I'm currently 1,159 words into the essay from hell.

How much of it makes sense? All the quoted bits. The parts I've written myself are absolute rubbish.

I should stop dancing about singing 'Wow' by Kylie Minogue (and I hate Kylie Minogue - how controvertial am I?) and printing off another copy of the essay every time I add a new paragraph and get on with it.

But alas, it's so unbelievably rubbish that I can't see that happening.

I might say a little prayer and hope for a mriacle. Not that I'm religious in any way at all. Nor have I ever said a little prayer in my life. It's always worth a bash, though.

Actually, if I did that, Our Lord Baby Jesus would probably make me fail for being so cheeky and asking for His help.

Oh Christ, I really need to get a move on...

Posted: Thursday 21 February 2008 12:35:08