It's that time of year. Celebrities are rolled out to fill the dull January TV schedule. Has-beens are handed a pair of ice skates and told to go wild - Dancing on Ice is back, baby.

Never having watched it before, I was instantly sucked in by the sequins and glitter. And Hollyoaks thug Justin Burton, played by Chris Fountain.

While every other girl in the country has swooned over him in the Chester soap, I've rejected him with a firm hand. But as soon as he gets some Lycra and sparkles, I'm wanting to let him toss me about the ice with gay abandon.

I seriously need a boyfriend, this is getting beyond a joke. Apply at the email address...

Posted: Sunday 13 January 2008 21:58:35