Happy Easter. A bit late, yes, but at least I said it.

Not that Easter even means very much to me. I don't know, we just never seem to do anything for it.

This Easter brought one Easter egg. One. That's right. ONE. I probably sound very ungrateful, but I have reason to be outraged. Years ago, one of my aunts decided we weren't doing Easter eggs. This was after her own children got them right up till they were, like, eighteen or something. So my brothers and I have been deprived of years of Easter eggs. It's a sodding outrage. How can one be too old for chocolate? How? Especially with the way I'm eating just now.

I swear, I don't stop. I am a walking, talking eating machine. I'm constantly hungry. It's probably something to do with hormones and steroids and actually being able to eat again, but man alive. It's so nice to be able to eat chocolate and crisps and chips and general crap again. Loving it!

And my Internet connection has just died so that's great. I wonder how long it'll take to restart... Hmmm...

And I'm rather annoyed that there's another website out there calling itself Matt-Willis.org. It's not Matt-Willis.org. I am. I paid for the damn domain. £20 it's cost me, and I'm unemployed. Does that mean nothing? They're fan-sites.org/matt-willis It's not the same. AT ALL.

So there we go.

Hmph etc.

I don't even know what I'm saying any more.

Posted: Tuesday 18 April 2006 12:59:20